>Ну, Наташа — это дело прошлое! Я обязательно хотел русскую жену. В результате что получилось? У меня была одна русская жена 24 года, а кроме того еще было две невесты — серьезных невесты, где я собирался жениться. Сегодня, когда мне 78 лет, оглядываясь назад, я, к сожалению, должен сказать, что они все три оказались психически больными!

Two high-Tc researchers are sentenced to death but each of them is allowed to express one last wish in front of the king. Researcher number one says: “His Majesty, I will readily disappear from mother earth, but before that, please, let me explain you my point of view about the cuprates.” This causes researcher number two to jump up and beg: “Oh no, please kill me first!”

Сделал вчера в ~16:30 прививку. К вечеру почувствовал усталость и сонлиность (ничего себе!); ночью температура опустилась до 35.5°C; утром температура поднялась до 36.0°C. В целом, нормально себя чувствую.

https://judaism.stackexchange.com/questions/120107/ptij-is-it-permitted-to-time-travel-on-shabbos @tempest, готов?

Коммунистический Китай изобрёл вирус, поражающий преимущественно проклятых капиталистов.

> At the moment, NWO’s network, including the NWO-I office, is not accessible. The servers have been hacked. Therefore, the NWO-I office is not reachable. This does not apply to the nine NWO Institutes that are part of NWO-I. These institutes use their own applications and networks and will therefore remain accessible. Currently, all efforts at NWO are focused on fixing the problem as soon as possible. For now, it is impossible to say how long this situation will last.

Самое правильное движение – это движение по кругу. Это сакральное движение, оно конечно, никуда нас не приводит, но мы никуда и не хотим идти.

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https://tinystash.undef.im/il/4v79rH872uMEMdGWnSQTuuMGwCBJmSPLJAic3vVeKa4RiJgADzvTjZ7oDqQ6wbzx8ptS3ZH4EosNJtGgX9if4D9P альфа-версия ультразвукового увлажнителя-ванны // снова уебал себе палец ультразвуком, пиздец стрёмная хуйня

Кто не скачет - тот пыневик!

Чяд, с Наступающим!

Съел полкило метформина.