Besides, my Magic Crystal Ball(tm) says this:
"The racer-boys who run $FASTEST_DISTRO_OF_THE_MONTH and infest
racer-boy tech forums always tune atime for maximum warp speed. One
of them will make the connection between atime updates and lazytime
and so turn on lazytime. They will then make a forum post saying how
their bonnie++ test runs 3.4% faster but only when they stand on
their head, go cross-eyed and stick their tongue out and so everyone
should do that it because it's Clearly Better.
Me Too posts will rapidly spread across racer forums around the
world and Google will then start returning them as the first hits
when someone searches for lazytime. We'll see a cargo cult of users
doing headstands and using "-o noatime,nodiratime,lazytime" because
that's what the first guy did and everyone who has tried it since
has agreed that it was Clearly Better.
In ten years time we'll still be telling people that bonnie++
numbers are meaningless, nodiratime is redundant when you specific
noatime, that both are redundant when you specific lazytime and that
standing on your head making faces just makes you look like an idiot
and gives you a headache.
Meanwhile Eric will be sitting in the corner muttering quietly
to himself about how there *still* isn't a Sed For Google API that
would let him revise history to stop people finding old posts about
the performance benefits of standing on your head, making faces and
using noatime,nodiratime,lazytime..."