Бнв, ты только посмотри какая жиза: http://steve-yegge.blogspot.ru/2006/03/execution-in-kingdom-of-nouns.html For the lack of a nail, throw new HorseshoeNailNotFoundException("no nails!"); For the lack of a horseshoe, EquestrianDoctor.getLocalInstance().getHorseDispatcher().shoot(); For the lack of a horse, RidersGuild.getRiderNotificationSubscriberList().getBroadcaster().run( new BroadcastMessage(StableFactory.getNullHorseInstance())); For the lack of a rider, MessageDeliverySubsystem.getLogger().logDeliveryFailure( MessageFactory.getAbstractMessageInstance( new MessageMedium(MessageType.VERBAL), new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.MOUNTED_RIDER), new MessageSessionDestination(BattleManager.getRoutingInfo( BattleLocation.NEAREST))), MessageFailureReasonCode.UNKNOWN_RIDER_FAILURE); For the lack of a message, ((BattleNotificationSender) BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource( BattleParticipant.PROXY_PARTICIPANT, BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_SENDER)).sendNotification( ((BattleNotificationBuilder) (BattleResourceMediator.getMediatorInstance().getResource( BattleOrganizer.getBattleParticipant(Battle.Participant.GOOD_GUYS), BattleResource.BATTLE_NOTIFICATION_BUILDER))).buildNotification( BattleOrganizer.getBattleState(BattleResult.BATTLE_LOST), BattleManager.getChainOfCommand().getCommandChainNotifier())); For the lack of a battle, try { synchronized(BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance()) { BattleInformationRouterLock.getLockInstance().wait(); } } catch (InterruptedException ix) { if (BattleSessionManager.getBattleStatus( BattleResource.getLocalizedBattleResource(Locale.getDefault()), BattleContext.createContext( Kingdom.getMasterBattleCoordinatorInstance( new TweedleBeetlePuddlePaddleBattle()).populate( RegionManager.getArmpitProvince(Armpit.LEFTMOST)))) == BattleStatus.LOST) { if (LOGGER.isLoggable(Level.TOTALLY_SCREWED)) { LOGGER.logScrewage(BattleLogger.createBattleLogMessage( BattleStatusFormatter.format(BattleStatus.LOST_WAR, Locale.getDefault()))); } } } For the lack of a war, new ServiceExecutionJoinPoint( DistributedQueryAnalyzer.forwardQueryResult( NotificationSchemaManager.getAbstractSchemaMapper( new PublishSubscribeNotificationSchema()).getSchemaProxy(). executePublishSubscribeQueryPlan( NotificationSchema.ALERT, new NotificationSchemaPriority(SchemaPriority.MAX_PRIORITY), new PublisherMessage(MessageFactory.getAbstractMessage( MessageType.WRITTEN, new MessageTransport(MessageTransportType.WOUNDED_SURVIVOR), new MessageSessionDestination( DestinationManager.getNullDestinationForQueryPlan()))), DistributedWarMachine.getPartyRoleManager().getRegisteredParties( PartyRoleManager.PARTY_KING || PartyRoleManager.PARTY_GENERAL || PartyRoleManager.PARTY_AMBASSADOR)).getQueryResult(), PriorityMessageDispatcher.getPriorityDispatchInstance())). waitForService(); All for the lack of a horseshoe nail.