I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today,
and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to
finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to
see things I'd started and hadn't finished so I have managed to finish
off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a
butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bot Prozic and
Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz. Yu
haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peaze.
An telum,u blody luvum!!