<seaturtle> my mom is so fucking annoying. im a grown man living in my own house, yet she still schedules appointments for me every week for random shit. i hate when shes looming over my day
<Satyrical> seaturtle, just don't let her inside your home
<seaturtle> guess what? i did that once and she called the cops and i got arrested
<Satyrical> what
<seaturtle> and she was standing outside my door yelling until the cops arrived
<Satyrical> How'd you get arrested, though?
<seaturtle> there was weed and nitrous shit everywhere